Me & my husband
Talking about how buggy it has been outside so far this summer…
ME: I hate mosquitoes. I get bit too much.
HUSBAND: Maybe it is because you are Asian. After they bite you, they are hungry again 15 minutes later.
Me & my daughter
While changing my daughter’s diaper…
ME: Mai lay still, mommy needs to change your diaper
MAI: I have poop in my butt.
ME: It’s just a little poop. Mommy will change you.
MAI: Awwwwww. My little poop is soooooooo cute.
My husband & my daughter
The first words out of her mouth one morning after waking up…
MAI: I want to watch Red Sox & eat popcorn
HUSBAND: Daddy has to work tonight, you’ll have to watch the game with mommy.